I don't like children

So I went to this concert tonight, and it was supposed to be cool.

Dissapointment number one: There little idiot children sitting in front of me

Dissapointment number two: These childrens parents were, apparently, deaf and blind at the same time; seeing as the kids were making ridiuculous amounts of nouse and jumping around being stupid while they were sitting there, ho-huming try to act as if no one notices their little puke-maggots ruinging the concert.

I just hate little kids. All kids every do is color the walls with crayons and spill punch on all the nice, white carpet. They're no good for anything. They're loud, obnoxious, stubborn little turds. I once drop kicked a kid the other day just because he was smiling too much. Just kidding. But I would if I wouldn't get jailed for it.

I wouldn't hate little kids so much if their idiot parents actually, PARENTED them a little bit. Why would you bring your little puss buckets to the movie theatre?? If a 4 year old girl comes to see a movie where guys get their heads blown off, of course it's gonna cry it's pre-pubesant eyes out! And the parents act all --surprised-- when the kid starts screaming. AS IF they don't know the kid is gonna scream like crazy

Stupid Parent: "Oh my, what is this? My stupid spoiled child yelling at a horror movie?? Why I had no IDEA this would happen"

That's like sitting on the toilet and acting all --surprised-- that a dookie fell out of your anus.